shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

devilishkurumi:

here are some of the best msts ever if you need something hilarious to watch

1. “manos” the hands of fate
2. space mutiny
3. touch of satan
4. merlin’s shop of mystical wonders
5. final sacrifice
6. monster a-go-go (especially for the short)
7. puma man
8. laserblast
9. mitchell
10. hobgoblins

(Source: hansolo)

(Source: zillyhookah)

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

thorjammer:

did i kill somebody with michelle obama and forget about it

quoms:

imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life

someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away

(Source: minmo)

typette:

I would be extremely okay with it if they just went ahead and remade the Lion King as an animated movie but with humans

I dunno, inspired by the broadway or something. 

….Don’t think about the logistics. Just do.

also open in this in another tab please

delena-hupp:

HEY MORE KITTIES.

I promise this won’t be an all-cat blog :P

Just… look at this little booger.

BABY

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